Welcome to Morton on the Wold where you will be shown a warm welcome. You come back y'all.......

The mix of jellied eels, tequila, and a three hour charabang trip was always going to end in tears!

Bill and Charlie had come ill prepared to repair Mrs Waters back wall.

Fred had decided, very wisely, that his shiney safety helmet would protect him!

"The Strumpshaw Needlework Group's" float, at the head of the Norwich Lord Mayor's Procession, caused a certain amount of interest. Good to see so many young Norfolk lads taking a genuine interest in crochet and patchwork!

Jim couldn't put his finger on it, but everytime Mavis came back from the local WI meeting, she had a glazed look in her eye.

" Now if you just look in this little hole, you will see the much coveted furry, red nosed knobstrangler"

The air bags on the 106 were prone to premature inflation.

Does my arse look big in this?